“It’s not about the sharpness, it’s the boldness of the cuts.“

“Scissors are a tool, and I have a job to do.”

“Scicssors can be fun, Eli”

“Scissors are dangerous. I hope you’re not running with them … are you??”

“What if I gave you sharper scissors, Eli?”

“You know scissors are dangerous, Eli.”

“Scissors don’t hurt people. People hurt people.”

“Life is just an illusion, and illusions can be fun.”

“Who am I? Where am I? What am I?”

“We could have fun, Eli, if you just let yourself.”